The Downtown Tucson Clifton Hotel

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The Boone’s Farm of Champagnes

Remember how we were going to talk about why you shouldn’t christen anything with Cold Duck? I know you’re probably looking for a construction update, but first things first: That bottle is a damned inch thick. Thus, our little attempt at a breezy celebratory gesture turned out to be a disturbing and sustained act of violence toward a perfectly innocent brick wall that never did anything to anybody. For any budding developers out there, please know that pre-scored bottles of champagne really are a sound investment.

On the bright side, nice gams, Connie.